Daytime

Jun. 18th, 2017 03:14 pm
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Happy Father's Day to my friends who are responsible dads raising pretty cool kids.

And for those who aren't fathers, let's hoist a frosty beverage to having zero kids and three money. ;)

Avian

Apr. 14th, 2017 06:51 am
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Out of the park, XKCD. Out of the fucking park.

Fourth

Sep. 15th, 2016 08:26 pm
tegyrius: (snark ORLYsaurus)
Oh, look. A scholarly analysis of Jay-Z's 99 Problems from a Fourth Amendment legal perspective:

http://www.slu.edu/Documents/law/Law%20Journal/Archives/LJ56-2_Mason_Article.pdf

No, seriously.

Effective

Aug. 10th, 2016 08:27 pm
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Yep, that'll work.

Traffic

Nov. 18th, 2015 05:29 pm
tegyrius: (catfood)
Sometimes at work, I listen to the fire department channels when something interesting something with the potential to escalate is happening. Today, there was a minor structure fire.

Ladder 2: Please advise the homeowner that we're closing the door and leaving the cat inside.

Command: Is the cat accounted for?

Ladder 2: That's affirmative. It's under the bed. It doesn't like firefighters.

Retcon

Nov. 16th, 2014 09:21 am
tegyrius: (Ol' Velvet Nose)
I love my PbP players:

Screen Shot 2014-11-16 at 9.19.53 AM

Overkill

Jun. 22nd, 2013 10:48 pm
tegyrius: (gunstuff most interesting man)
So there's this video making the rounds of the intertubes. I'm not gonna link to it because it creeps me the heck out and I'm afraid it might crawl into the rest of my blog. It's a short clip of a ball python opening a door.

A motherfucking snake. Opening. A motherfucking door.

[livejournal.com profile] elalyr emailed it to me, guaranteeing I won't be sleeping tonight. As I advised her, I think the only possible response is

FUCKFUCKFUCKBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMCLICKCLICKCHUNKBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMPANTPANTPANT.

(What is the sound of double magazine dump from a Saiga 12 for one thousand, Alex. Because the first eight rounds of buckshot might not be enough.)

Wheelman

Jun. 9th, 2013 09:18 pm
tegyrius: (gunstuff most interesting man)
[livejournal.com profile] elalyr and I have been working our way through Top Gear on Netflix. A couple of nights ago, we watched the Winter Olympics special, which was eighteen shades of hilarious. The biathlon event that substituted SUVs for skis got me thinking, though. America loves guns. America loves motor sports. Why haven't we combined the two?

I'm thinking... the obvious answer is to combine rally racing with 3-gun. Picture this...

Shooter begins seated at conference table, pistol in holster, car keys in pocket. Rifle and shotgun are secured in the shooter's vehicle. Upon the start buzzer, the shooter must stand, draw, and engage hostile targets while moving to his vehicle. He drives the first half of the course, stopping at a position overlooking a roadblock. He must exit his vehicle with his rifle, take cover (using vehicle or terrain as appropriate), and engage hostile targets at the roadblock. Upon clearing all targets, he re-enters his vehicle, drives past the roadblock and through the rest of the course, and stops at a final shoot house. He then exits the vehicle with his shotgun and clears the shoot house, engaging hostile targets while on the move. Penalty time is added for misses, hitting no-shoot targets, and leaving the course.

Call it the Wheelman Games. Because Spycraft.

Roland

Jan. 24th, 2013 06:51 pm
tegyrius: (Ol' Velvet Nose)
Happy St. Zevon's Day. Did you enjoy your sandwich?

Rapt

Jan. 2nd, 2013 06:16 pm
tegyrius: (ORLYsaurus)
Presented without comment because I can't say anything more awesome than this:

http://www.tacticalsuitcaseraptor.com/

Infested

Aug. 26th, 2012 04:48 pm
tegyrius: (Default)
In between this afternoon's sporadic bouts of productivity, I primed a Micro Armor sample pack for painting (some flavor of M1 Abrams, some flavor of M109, a soft-top HMMWV, and an infantry squad). This will be experimental. I don't expect to post pics unless I exceed my own dismal expectations.

Separately, the House of Cats and Dice has been struggling all summer with tiny ants in the kitchen. [livejournal.com profile] elalyr caught one on the refrigerator door handle, which led to this exchange of dialogue:

T: I think they're trying to get my ice cream. Bitches better not get my ice cream. I will bust a cap in some arthropod's ass.

E: A very, very tiny cap.

T: Of course. Why do you think I've been painting 6mm figures?

E: (pause) Of course! It all makes sense now!

Hmm. Scenario pack?

Achoo

Apr. 5th, 2012 06:30 pm
tegyrius: (Warning Group Intellect)
In honor of [livejournal.com profile] tracker7's reminder that today is First Contact Day, I mowed crop circles into the yard.

Punctual

Jan. 30th, 2012 09:25 pm
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Why commas matter:


Also:
  1. Let's eat, Grandpa!
  2. Let's eat Grandpa!

Reserve

Dec. 11th, 2011 07:52 am
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"If you live in an area that is subject to natural disasters such as earthquakes, make sure your home bar has one or two bottles of booze that come in plastic bottles. That way, even if all the other bottles fall off the shelf and break, you will still have something with which to drown your sorrows and get you through the cleanup."
- Zen Tiki Lounge via NLOGM

CZC

May. 20th, 2011 07:21 am
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I think at least two of my three loyal readers have seen this by now, but the CDC has lurched onto the zombie apocalypse bandwagon:

If you're ready for a zombie apocalypse, then you're ready for any emergency. emergency.cdc.gov

I'm strangely okay with this. Whatever gets the message out, guys.
tegyrius: (Warning Antimatter)
Combat coffee TTP, brought to you by the Canadian Forces contingent in Afghanistan.

(I hate YouTube embeds, so... linky.)

Not safe for most work environments due to gratuitous profanity... but if profanity bothers you, why do you associate with me?

Serialized

Jan. 5th, 2011 07:10 pm
tegyrius: (Warning Group Intellect)
Coulda used a serial comma...

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