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So there's this video making the rounds of the intertubes. I'm not gonna link to it because it creeps me the heck out and I'm afraid it might crawl into the rest of my blog. It's a short clip of a ball python opening a door.
A motherfucking snake. Opening. A motherfucking door.
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elalyr emailed it to me, guaranteeing I won't be sleeping tonight. As I advised her, I think the only possible response is
FUCKFUCKFUCKBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMCLICKCLICKCHUNKBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMPANTPANTPANT.
(What is the sound of double magazine dump from a Saiga 12 for one thousand, Alex. Because the first eight rounds of buckshot might not be enough.)
A motherfucking snake. Opening. A motherfucking door.
elalyr emailed it to me, guaranteeing I won't be sleeping tonight. As I advised her, I think the only possible response isFUCKFUCKFUCKBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMCLICKCLICKCHUNKBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMPANTPANTPANT.
(What is the sound of double magazine dump from a Saiga 12 for one thousand, Alex. Because the first eight rounds of buckshot might not be enough.)