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Jesus Fucking Christ. Every single chain barbershop wants digits and/or email so they can spam me and monetize me, and all of the locally-owned ones are filthy refuges of chain-smokers who gleefully brag about how many times they've been cited for violations of the local anti-smoking ordinance. It's fucking impossible to just peacefully walk into a place, hand over money, not feel filthy, and walk out with less hair.