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[tegyrius]

I gotta wonder... how many drivers are killed every year when their airbags deploy and ram their lap dogs into their sinuses at 270 feet per second?

Just askin'.

I swear, one of these days I'm gonna brake-check someone just to see a terrier ejected from between a driver's face and her airbag like a furry, howling watermelon seed.

The headline, to paraphrase Denis Leary, will, in fact, read, "woman killed by best friend."

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[aquamarcia.livejournal.com]

17 years ago I was rear-ended by a pre-airbag Peugeot being driven by a woman who surely would've stopped in time had it not been for her large dog leaping into her lap and distracting her.