Candied

[tegyrius]

Rules for receiving candy:

1. Have a costume.

1a. A UK jersey and jeans do not comprise a costume.

1b. Nor do a leotard and tutu if you're over 6.

2. If you are old enough to speak, say, "trick or treat," or some variation thereof.

2a. A surly thrusting of your pillowcase is not sufficient...

2b. ... unless your costume is one for which mute suffering is appropriate.

3. Bonus candy will be awarded for the following achievements:

3a. A good costume.

3b. A group theme.

3c. Saying "thank you," or some variation thereof.

Comments

[redbeard13.livejournal.com]

Nice. These should be printed on poster board and hung outside the entire week before Halloween.

[tegyrius]

I'm trying to convince elalyr to let me do that. I think it's only fair to post the grading criteria before the exam.

[elalyr.livejournal.com]

I suppose you'll want to put that next to the "No Soliciting Unless You Are Selling Thin Mints" sign.

[tegyrius]

No possible purpose for soliciting is higher than that one.