Rules for receiving candy:
1. Have a costume.
1a. A UK jersey and jeans do not comprise a costume.
1b. Nor do a leotard and tutu if you're over 6.
2. If you are old enough to speak, say, "trick or treat," or some variation thereof.
2a. A surly thrusting of your pillowcase is not sufficient...
2b. ... unless your costume is one for which mute suffering is appropriate.
3. Bonus candy will be awarded for the following achievements:
3a. A good costume.
3b. A group theme.
3c. Saying "thank you," or some variation thereof.
1. Have a costume.
1a. A UK jersey and jeans do not comprise a costume.
1b. Nor do a leotard and tutu if you're over 6.
2. If you are old enough to speak, say, "trick or treat," or some variation thereof.
2a. A surly thrusting of your pillowcase is not sufficient...
2b. ... unless your costume is one for which mute suffering is appropriate.
3. Bonus candy will be awarded for the following achievements:
3a. A good costume.
3b. A group theme.
3c. Saying "thank you," or some variation thereof.